(to the tune of "my God is so BIG ")
my baby's so big, so mad, and so cranky
there's nothing that mommy can do (2x)
she cries and she screams and blows boogers at me
and squirms during changing time, too
my baby's so big, so mad and so cranky
there's nothing that mommy can do
the version i came up with in the midst of yesterday's tantrum was a little better, but this will do for now...

